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Journey Through the Heart
"All Euro" Cast: Suzy Q., Shinella, Peggy Sue, Barbara, Vanessa, Eve Bianco,
Bradon T., Jonathan Storn, Kolyok, John Lenin and Steve Hard.
Directed by Karel C.
Themes: Euro Gash, Overall (as in farmer's overalls)
Fetish Erotic Rating: 70% on the peter meter
Synopsis: Six somewhat related sex scenes.
From: Xcel Video
1998, 90 min.
Comments: This import features the hilarious dubbing Euro porn is so famous
for, which means you won't be distracted by any complicated dialogue or plot.
The flick immediately opens with sex in a greenhouse. After a brief—and bad—makeout
scene, with tongues a'flapping, the Euro stud plants his stalk. I can't say
I've ever seen a greenhouse used as a setting, so I'll give them points for
originality. And her farm girl braids are a nice touch. The "boss" arrives with
his wife, who winds up pissing in a field, only to be discovered by a strapping
guy in overalls. He cornholes her, explaining why urine is bad for the plants.
Uh-huh. This scene ends when he says, "I have to leave now to teach two women
how to use their tools." Har-de-har-har! The boss man shows two chickies to
plant with much sexual innuendo. There's nothing too dirty here, though, unless
you count the actual dirt. They get tangled up in a number of positions, with
one broad taking the boss's cock up her ass.
The requisite girl/girl
scene follows, with two blondes sixty-nining on a lawn chair. As a bonus, a
hot brunette in, yes, overalls, is spying on them, motivated to masturbate.
Her orgasm wasn't very convincing. And as for the two blondes, one is wearing
glaringly hideous yellow nail polish and the other has a cunt that looks like
fusili. Yuck. A couple more gardeners go at it on a tractor. When the brunette
is discovered singing (featuring more bad dubbing) she winds up with a recording
contract. (I did say that these scenes were loosely related, right?) The boss
and his sound engineer seem to believe that she can't sing properly while dressed,
so she records in the buff. Which of course means a threeway afterward. I can't
recall seeing a fuck scene in a recording studio, either, so these guys are
really trying to do something fresh. They busily plug up all the singer's holes—oral,
anal, DP, you name it—culminating in the Continental fave, a spurting cock "cumming"
at her face from both sides. Yawn. Aside from all the unique settings, this
is the same ol' sorry product. Not enough anal or general nastiness, no dirty
talk—in English, anyway—and definitely nothing to convince you to part with
your money.
[Written in the late-90s...I think!]
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