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Deviants with a Butt Cam
Cast: Not credited.
Directed by STP Productions.
Themes: Ya got me.
Erotic Rating: Warm
Synopsis: Two sorry ass guys from Vancouver trying, quite unsuccessfully, I
might add, to be Butt Man or Max Hardcore.
From: FilmCo.
1998, 120 min.
Comments: Let me start by saying STOP THESE GUYS BEFORE THEY FILM AGAIN! These
two are so unbelievably awful that if I ever find myself face to face with them,
I'm going to disable anything and everything they might need to make another
video. Seriously. In all the ways that Max Hardcore is sick and scary but also
stimulating, these two fall sooooo short. After a brief blowjob, Heather gargles
with a mouthful of spooge and fucks both video dudes. They shove their "butt
cam" up her twat and it looks like a Discovery channel show. Guy #2 opens up
her ass and boy, does she look miserable. Camera flashes go off. And she winces
like crazy and squeals when they splat on her face. She does not look pleased.
Then they give us an instant replay. Like, look we came! Let's show it again!
How pathetic. Barbara makes some pleasant small talk before #2 makes her beg
for his cock. Again, pathetic.
When they move to a real
"set" to screw, he pulls her hair and keeps up annoying dirty talk. Not great,
gutteral, hot dirty talk, but desperate, mysogynistic and trying really really
really hard to sound like other porno dudes dirty talk. Anyway, as he pulls
her hair, he ask if she minds, and she says "Ouch." And when he asks her if
it feels good, she doesn't even crack a smile. Obviously, these girls are not
"actors." More cringes, flinches and frowns. Mr. Porno Dude never quit with
his irritating chatter. Tiger Lily appears very eager and smiles through a quick
knob-slobbering and a messy facial. When she moves onto the sex set, she's paired
with a Jean Claude VanDamme lookalike who, thank god, seems to be a pro. This
scene progresses like a real sex scene, with proper cunt licking, position changing
and some convincing moaning. And no yapping. Finally, she takes her facial with
nary a flinch. Mecca makes another "video virgin" appearance (she was in the
previous video), but I guess even these Hardcore wannbes can't take too much
of her. After her warm-up blowjob, she's gone, replaced by Kim, who masturbates
a bit before taking on the Dirty Old Man from the other flick. This is a brief
scene with fucking and a facial. Obviously an outtake from D.O.M.
[Written in the mid-90s...I think!]
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