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Deviants with a Butt Cam

Cast: Not credited.
Directed by STP Productions.
Themes: Ya got me.
Erotic Rating: Warm
Synopsis: Two sorry ass guys from Vancouver trying, quite unsuccessfully, I might add, to be Butt Man or Max Hardcore.
From: FilmCo.
1998, 120 min.

Comments: Let me start by saying STOP THESE GUYS BEFORE THEY FILM AGAIN! These two are so unbelievably awful that if I ever find myself face to face with them, I'm going to disable anything and everything they might need to make another video. Seriously. In all the ways that Max Hardcore is sick and scary but also stimulating, these two fall sooooo short. After a brief blowjob, Heather gargles with a mouthful of spooge and fucks both video dudes. They shove their "butt cam" up her twat and it looks like a Discovery channel show. Guy #2 opens up her ass and boy, does she look miserable. Camera flashes go off. And she winces like crazy and squeals when they splat on her face. She does not look pleased. Then they give us an instant replay. Like, look we came! Let's show it again! How pathetic. Barbara makes some pleasant small talk before #2 makes her beg for his cock. Again, pathetic.

When they move to a real "set" to screw, he pulls her hair and keeps up annoying dirty talk. Not great, gutteral, hot dirty talk, but desperate, mysogynistic and trying really really really hard to sound like other porno dudes dirty talk. Anyway, as he pulls her hair, he ask if she minds, and she says "Ouch." And when he asks her if it feels good, she doesn't even crack a smile. Obviously, these girls are not "actors." More cringes, flinches and frowns. Mr. Porno Dude never quit with his irritating chatter. Tiger Lily appears very eager and smiles through a quick knob-slobbering and a messy facial. When she moves onto the sex set, she's paired with a Jean Claude VanDamme lookalike who, thank god, seems to be a pro. This scene progresses like a real sex scene, with proper cunt licking, position changing and some convincing moaning. And no yapping. Finally, she takes her facial with nary a flinch. Mecca makes another "video virgin" appearance (she was in the previous video), but I guess even these Hardcore wannbes can't take too much of her. After her warm-up blowjob, she's gone, replaced by Kim, who masturbates a bit before taking on the Dirty Old Man from the other flick. This is a brief scene with fucking and a facial. Obviously an outtake from D.O.M.

[Written in the mid-90s...I think!]