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Tramps in New Orleans
DVD Review
Starring Alexandra Silk, Luc Wylder, Doomy Moore, Shasta, Tony, T.J. Hart, Justin Tyme, Lisa Belle, Tony and Devon.
Directed by Alexandra Silk
From Fallen Angel
It isn't often that I watch a porn video and think to myself, "I
wouldn't mind doing that." Usually it's just some schlub sticking his
thick, throbbing tool into a poor porno chickie--pick an orifice, any
orifice. And when a video is packaged with "A Gaping Anus In Every
Box!" guarantee on the cover, well, the idea of being a participant
leaves me cold. But just when I was about to fast-forward through
another porn video in pursuit of yet another review, I found myself not
only paying attention but--GASP!--enchanted!
In a clear case of calling a spade a spade, Alexandra Silk has cast
herself as one of the "Tramps in New Orleans." And boy, oh boy, does
she look like she's having a good time! I've always wanted to go to
Mardi Gras, and on her little trip, Alexandra collects plenty of beads.
She is refreshingly enthusiastic--the perfect party girl--and a true
extrovert, like yours truly. As Alex and her friends join the party,
they parade around showing their tits and being showered with beads. I
could easily see myself doing the exact same thing, especially since
that's what you're supposed to do at Mardi Gras. It is just beer
drinking and flashing, right?
But it's the last scene that really had me squirming in my seat. Cause,
sure, joining the throngs of revelers in the streets has its appeal.
And it's so rooted in tradition that it could hardly be considered
deviant behavior--even though I suppose flashing one's tits for cheap
plastic beads doesn't happen in anyone's day-to-day existence. But it's
the thought of taking it that one or two steps further that held my
interest. Alex and her camera crew discover The Old Towne Bar and the
place is full of Gen-X hipsters with goatees and tattoos. She teases
and taunts them and they shout their approval. And when she strips,
they decorate her with still more gaudy Mardi Gras beads. The scene has
all the markings of what could soon become a very ugly barroom gang
bang. At least in real life, it would...
Here, however, it becomes a free-for-all, with dicks being whipped out
and eager tongues wildly flapping at various body parts. Everyone's
yelling and cheering--including Alexandra. She's splayed on the bar and
the boys pour beer all over her. Everyone is pawing at her, lavishing
the lascivious lass with sexual services. It's an X-rated fantasy for
any attention seeker, such as myself, although certainly not one a
respectable woman would be eager to admit entertaining. I know there
have been plenty of times when those hormones were raging and it was
fairly easy to not only imagine the perfect inebriated pick-up bar
scenario--but to then imagine it escalating to the next logical level.
Er, well maybe not logical...
Anyway, when the whipped cream came out, I found myself sincerely
wishing I were the porn star, being spun on a New Orleans dive bar in a
sloshy soup of beer and RediWhip! Alas, if only easy, sleazy females
were as revered in real life as they are in PornoLand!
Alex eventually gets laid by the devilishly handsome Devon, a blond
hipster dude who I'm sure I would've been hitting on big time had I
been in the bar. I know this may sound lame, but I really enjoyed this
video! It's what we all secretly wish would happen after a few too many
beers. And it made me want to make reservations for Mardi Gras 2000! I
gave this one two thumbs--and two nipples--up!
[Written in the late '90s...I think!]
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