Cyborgasm
CD Review
Sometimes the sexiest part of a
porn video is the sound. Not the soundtrack, mind you, which is almost
always woefully and unbearably bad, but the actual sound: moans, groans
and dirty talk. Well, since visual smut evidently stimulates mostly the
male population, Passion Press believed there was an aching void of
less explicit stuff for females and couples. Snugly fitting that void
is their line of erotic audiobooks. Their most popular release,
Cyborgasm, contains much moaning and groaning and dirty talk, all
designed to get you in the mood. Edited by Lisa Palac, proclaimed by
The New York Times to be "The Queen of High Tech Porn," this anthology
features such erotic pioneers as Annie Sprinkle, Susie Bright and Bunny
Buckskin, each offering their interpretation of aural sex. The CD
sleeve directions instruct you to get comfortable in a quiet place, dim
the lights and push "play." Heh-heh, and keep that volume down, because
if the neighbors hear this, you'll be loaning out lots of sugar!
Cyborgasm was recorded with virtual reality technology for 3D sound,
which requires that you use headphones for the proper effect, but I
simply can't see myself giving head with headphones on. Still, the sexy
screwing and cooing that wafts through the air is lacking only a
Scent-O-Rama accompaniment for a full sensorty experience. Which is
where, one would hope, you and your partner come in. Heh-heh. After
only a few minutes of listening to these stimulating fantasies, I
guarantee you'll be emitting all sorts of pheromonal signals. I'll put
it this way: Passion Press has sold over 70,000 of Cyborgasm and
Cyborgasm 2: The Edge of the Bed. So it must be working for someone!
Cyborgasm CD: ISBN 1-886238-13-8
www.passionpress.com
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