Editrix Abby  

Leg Sex Column Nine

Written August 2004

Summer in the city 2004 was a swirl of sexy social obligations! With mini skirts back in style, Manhattan was a metropolis of lascivious legs and strappy sandals. Sitting at sidewalk cafes, I was treated to a never-ending parade of tanned gams and perfectly pedicured feet peeking out of marvelous Manolos. While everyone complained that it's not the heat, it's the humidity, we leg lovers were focused on the glitter of sweat that glistens in those creases behind ladies' knees. Hmm, maybe it WAS the heat! And certainly a groin-warming thought in the depths of winter, eh? Now, on to my gam-glamorous antics!

Back in May I celebrated the release party for my newest project, Playground, a local Manhattan adult entertainment tabloid. I booked the entertainment by taking cues from the many facets of the magazine: Fetish, Transgender, Swing, Strip Club and Escort nightlife. There were erotic readings and performance art, sideshow antics and a kintastic fashion show, a fetish installation by the Baroness and birthday cake onstage. (Birthday cake, you ask? I must've forgotten to mention that the party doubled as my birthday celebration!) It was a wild night! The live bands included a hipster band, a goth band, a tranny band and a naked chix band, so there was definitely something for everyone! A half dozen sailors, in town for Fleet Week, were happy they'd stumbled into that particular bar!

In June I was off to Boston for the first Beantown installment of Mondo Porno. It was a schizo scene, with smut hounds side-by-side with fetishists at Manray, the Cambridge club that usually lets you in only if you're wearing head-to-toe black or fetish attire. The lovely Eloni was a vision, encased in black latex; between the sheen of the shiny rubber and her fabulous five-inch platforms, her legs looked long and lean. Taylor, Miss Kitty Kocktail and Black Cat Burlesque were the evening's striptease girls and they taunted the crowd with a wide assortment of naughty numbers. Pink Snow of Erocktica invited a dirty dozen daring damsels onto the stage and they all got naked. From the dance floor vantage point I had, it was nothing but legs for miles and somewhere up there, bobbling breasts! Yeehaw! Look for Mondo Porno to come to a town near you, cause after the bi-coastal success I've been having with this bash, I'm ready to take the show on the road! Keep an eye on Mondo Porno for upcoming dates.

In July, I co-hosted a party with my friend Lou, of Bi Swinger. It was held in a lovely midtown loft with comfy couches, well-appointed bedrooms, a dungeon environment and an semi-open, middle-easternesque space piled with pillows. Lou had hired a gaggle of attractive young ladies to offer guests lap dances and a few friends of mine were on hand to dole out erotic spankings. I made sure to offer up my behind—and long, bare legs—in hopes of encouraging others to participate I watched a hot hipster couple experiment with BDSM for the very first time, and as soon as they were finished with the giant bondage bed, another couple took their place and made passionate love for an audience of appreciative voyeurs. The busty blonde's legs were flailing in the air as she moaned and everyone else gasped. It was an exceptionally exciting evening, with people having sex all over the place! And an enjoyable first swing party experience.

"Coming" off of that fabulous night, I planned an "anything goes" event of my own, which was the highlight of my August. I invited an eclectic group of interesting people and hoped they'd all get along well. The full moon must have had an inspiring effect, because goodness, did they get along! Erotic photographer and bondage enthusiast Steven Speliotis demonstrated his Japanese rope techniques on an eager group of women, using the long, smooth coils to tease their exposed genitals. Another couple performed a suspension bondage scene and the naked woman looked like a piece of art, dangling from the eyebolts and pulleys. One of the more adventurous women offered up her pubic stubble to be shaved, and as friends gently held her legs apart, her companion deftly removed every trace of hair. A statuesque woman in a PVC miniskirt plundered her crossdressed companion with a butt plug while strangers became acquainted by making out. I spied numerous blowjobs happening in darkened corners, positively decimating the selection of condoms and lube I'd left out for everyone to use. And in the days following the party, I heard that all sorts of people had hooked up and went home with each every imaginable constellation of new friends. That's why I love doing what I do: facilitating fun!