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Potty Mouth
Four Hours of Wicked Fun
Starring: Carmen
Hart, Carmen Luvana, Exotica, Haley Paige, Holly Hollywood, Janine
Huxley, Jasmine Byrne, Jayna Oso, Jenevieve Jolie, Jessica Drake,
LeAnne Foxxx, Lexi Lamar, Lezley Zen, Lacy Loren, Misty Rain, Nicole
Sheridan, Nikki Arizona, Nina Hartley, PJ Sparxxx, Serenity, Stephanie
Swift, Stormy Daniels, Sydnee Steele, Temptress, Barrett Blade, Brad
Armstrong, Chris Cannon, Eric Masterson, Evan Stone, Jay Ashley,
Jonathan Morgan, Kris Slater, Mickey G., Pavel Sahaj, Tony Tedeschi and
Voodoo.
Directed by a couple dozen directors.
Will Appeal To: Archivists
From: Wicked
1993-2006
I have to admit, I judged a DVD by its cover when I grabbed this one. I
figured with a title like Potty Mouth and a cover shot of Stormy
Daniels in a public toilet, I’d be getting either a lot of dirty talk,
sex in sleazy bathrooms or both. I’m sorry to say that neither is the
case here. Instead, it is a compilation of 24 scenes from previously
released Wicked vids whose unifying factor is that they were all shot
in bathrooms.
Okay, so once I got over the initial disappointment of there being no
dirty talk I warmed to what is essentially a re-issue of old scenes.
Sigh. But what a selection! The stuff spans an impressive 14 years of
porn, so you get to see stars you may have been missing and even
better: pubic hair! I know, that’s my personal thang….
The opening scene features cover babe Stormy in, yes, a sleazy public
bathroom. She’s “The Predator” who’s after Jenevieve Jolie and it’s a
full frontal assault. Followed by a full ass-al assault! There are
spankings and a silver dildo and a whole lotta face-in-ass.
At a whopping total of 24, there are too many scenes to get into them all, so I’ll just share my favorites:
Stephanie Swift and Sydney Steele are soaking in a stunning antique
bathtub, a beautiful setting for clit licking and nipple biting. Plus
I’ve always been a big fan of Swift’s tiny tits. It’s been a long time
since I’ve seen these two onscreen! It’s like a trip down memory lane!
A few blocks down on that memory lane, we see Serenity paired with
Mickey G. She gives him a blowjob with black gloves before they fuck in
front of a Jacuzzi. But this one’s a stand-out ’cause the come shot is
a result of tit-fucking. You just don’t get to see enough of that these
days! And mmmm, those tits!
Lezley Zen gives Evan Stone one of the phlegmiest blowjobs ever while
gripping onto his balls so tightly it made me squirm. When he maneuvers
her around til her head’s on top of the toilet, things get even
raunchier. Urp!
Shaving enthusiasts will enjoy the scene with Haley Paige and Jayna
Oso. They’re splashing around in the same tub as Stephanie and Sydney,
so the lighting’s great on Oso’s shaving-creamed snatch.
We see Serenity again—and it IS a treat to see her!—in a girl-girl
scene with Nina Hartley. Serenity’s sporting some truly inspiring white
lingerie and Ms. Hartley sure knows what she’s doing, eating pussy like
she means it! The bathroom mirrors reflect all the action quite nicely
and Nina’s ass looks yummy, as usual.
There are a few scenes with PJ Sparxx—talk about ancient history!—with
her awesome tan and 80s hair. She’s slobbering over Misty Rain in a
girl-girl Jacuzzi vignette and then crawls around on the bathroom tiles
for Jay Ashley. I swear I saw an enema in there somewhere, but no
“release.” When he sits on the toilet to let her suck his cock…oooooh,
dirty! And he’s got SO much pubic hair! That alone had me turned on.
They fuck for quite a while in this long scene and it’s an inspiration
watching her amazing ass. As an aside, the lack of set dressing is
pretty humorous; I especially enjoyed the random toiletries and
mismatched towels.
For even more hilarity, if not exactly hotness, check out the very,
very young Jonathan Morgan teamed up with LeeAnne Foxx. Oh, the
seething! The panting! And the passion! Get those acid washed jeans
off-a her! Expose those bad fake tits! They look like a blow-up doll’s!
Or even worse, like candy—and not in a good way. Her hair is oh-so-80s
Valerie Bertinelli. And his, well he HAS his! But wait…there’s public
hair! And ankle socks! Okay, so you can’t tell the difference between
what I’m making fun of and what I actually appreciate. It doesn’t
matter. The scene is awesome.
Mid-way through scene 21 my DVD player crapped out. Or more accurately
it simply wouldn’t play any more of the DVD. I tried repeatedly to get
back into the vid via the Menu and Pop Shot buttons, to no avail. But
hey, at that point I’d seen over three and a half hours of action. Even
if you see only 20 out of the 24, you’ll get your money’s worth.
[Written Jan. 2008]
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