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The WaveG-Force!I’ve experimented with a few sex toys designed to perform certain “obligations,” shall we say. They don’t all fulfill their promises. I was pleasantly surprised by the Nubby G and it became my favorite diversion, especially when coupled with the Fantasy Glide (formerly known as the Jackhammer Johnson). In my never-ending search for the perfect gadget companion, and in pursuit of nourishing my root chakra per Barbara Carrellas’s Urban Tantra, I set about finding an even more ergonomically electrifying toy devoted to my mysterious g-spot. I stopped in at the Soho branch of Babeland to peruse their array of wares. I gotta say, it’s a lovely shop! And chock full of ways to get oneself off! In regards to addressing said g-spot, I chose The Wave and skipped home in eager anticipation.My first “date” with The Wave lasted a mind-boggling (and battery-powered) half hour. The three ring circus of sensations was so delicious I was having a hard time, um, getting off. I wasn’t sure which tingling was tantalizing me most. Plus I mistakenly ramped my controls straight up to high right from the get-go. Twenty-eight minutes into it I wasn’t sure I’d be able to get off at all! There have certainly been times when I’ve vibrated myself senseless—in other words, numb! But just as I was about to give up hope, yup, there it was: THE WAVE! And wave after wave of ebbing and flowing orgasm. Cowabunga! On my second date, I knew better what to expect and played around a bit more, manipulating my monster: with hands, no hands, even graduating more slowly from the lowest speed to the highest. With a slight shift it would press—and vibrate—against different spots, most specifically the g-spot. I found this sensation to be most pleasant! Sex education books all say that some women find the stimulation of the g-spot to be too intense; I say, bring it on! I lost all track of time as each of my many parts enjoyed all the excitement The Wave had to offer. And eventually my ministrations—and the gizmo’s vibrations—culminated in a leg-shaking, breast-heaving, weep-inducing orgasm. Nice! Ordinarily, sex toys with dual (or more) purposes leave me….wanting. I find it difficult to coordinate indulging numerous sensation sites simultaneously and more often than not, those designed to “do” more than one “thing” wind up not hitting all my, um, things; given the vastly varying dimensions of the female human, it’s amazing anyone’s even attempted to make sex toys that are, quite literally, one size fits all. The Wave, however, manages to zing every “thing” at the same time. The box reads: “The vibrating clit stimulator will drive you to the edge, while the studded g-spot tip takes your right over the top.” That’s a bit of metaphor mixing for my tastes, but whaddaya expect from the poetic marketing department at Doc Johnson? They fail to mention the similarly studded tip that winds up lodged deep inside, offering you, yes, three separate points of contact. Well, technically you get points of contact all along–and around–the toy, but you get my point! Haha! The packaging says this baby is waterproof, so those of you who like to enjoy aquatic vibrations can take your toy into the tub. I don’t actually have a bathtub anymore, so that option was out for me. Though for a few brief moments I did consider taking it for a swim in the kitchen sink. Heh. The Wave requires two AA batteries that are not included to power up the four-speed settings. It’s available in pop-art pink and purple. Can you guess which one I chose? Either way, I found The Wave to be a crashing success—and a keeper! [Written June 2007] |
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