Hot HipstersStarring: Dana DeArmond, Michelle Aston, Page Morgan, Lexi Bardot, Roxy Deville, Rebecca Linares, Tyler Knight, Alex Gonz and Dino Bravo.
Directed by Vena Virago
Will Appeal To: Hipsters, Gen-X and –Yers, fans of real boobies!
From Vivid Alt
If you were to judge a porn movie by its box cover, anyone looking for something a little different would be sure to pick this flick up. The eye-popping graphics and a very un-smut-like lack of bare tits tell you this ain’t yo momma’s porno even more than the Vivid Alt logo. In Eastside Story, Vena Virago shoots LA’s hottest new stars on some visually arresting sets but you still get plenty of the old in-and-out. With the exception of the girl-girl scene between Page Morgan and the mohawked Michelle Aston, there’s nothing too kinky here. It’s close to two full hours of colorful cocksucking, enthusiastic clit-licking and all sorts of artfully inked, genitally adorned hipsters humping. Yeehaw!
So what’s inside those 109 minutes of movie? Well, every scene begins with the stars on camera, telling their tale of how they got into the biz, how many movies they’ve made and whatnot. What’s immediately apparent is that you can make a LOT of movies in a very short time! And with the exception of Dino Bravo, most of these performers are fairly new. Scene one stars Lexi and Alex, both of whom I had the pleasure to meet on Jamye Waxman’s shoot. After their little intros the two go at it enthusiastically, moving from suck to lick to 69 until Gonz is practically smothered by Bardot’s ass. He’s tossing her salad like a cheap K-Tel gizmo and she’s “Oh, yeah!”-ing like mad. Whew! There’s more asshole worship – which she just loves – and plenty of interesting additions to their shtupping: choking, spanking, foot sucking. Lexi is absolutely adorable and I just love her little tits. She crams her fingers up her own ass and is a sweaty mess by the time Alex jerks off onto her face. Pant-pant…
Dana and Tyler take part in their first ever scene together, all to a soundtrack that was so great it was practically TOO distracting! Imagine, excellent porn music! Positively mind-boggling, I tell you! Anyway… DeArmond has lots of genital piercings and Tyler feasts on her twat for quite some time, beginning with her panties on and everything. Gotta love a guy who loves to eat pussy. Roxy and Dino are totally hilarious; their interviews really reveal their larger-than-life….personalities.
Page and Michelle are paired for the vid’s only girl-girl action and it’s the Brain and the Bimbo. Page comes off ditzy as hell, which is – for me, anyway – a total turn-on. She’s shining Aston’s motorcycle while Michelle is hard at work on her own clit with the heavy equipment: a Hitachi Magic Wand. When she climaxes she’s louder than a Harley! Having introduced herself as a neuroscientist and heavy BDSM player, it’s no surprise that she’s bossing around the Bimbo and I have to admit this is the one scene I could easily project myself into. Also an admitted MILF, Michelle is amused by the merely 18 Morgan, who tells us coyly that this is her first on-camera lesbian experience. Mouth-fucking-watering! There’s muff diving and strap-on inserting and asshole licking, but it’s probably all the smeared red lipstick that will have you rewinding to watch this scene over and over again. When Michelle spreads her legs for more Hitachi action paired with an anal toy, Page is reduced to spectator status. Holy shit. Slobber-slobber…
The final scene gives Tyler a round two, this time with Linares en Espanol. She’s all pure looking – no tats or piercings – and the two of them together are muy caliente! When he stands up and lifts her up to fuck her, ay-yi-yi! This guy really knows how to screw, with more woman worship than you usually see in male porn stars. Nice!
On Disc 2 there’s oodles of Behind the Scenes footage and extended interviews with the stars, as well as a short film called “Chicken Porn Wonder,” starring the magic-phobic Dana DeArmond and Christopher Wonder, extreme magician. This brief peek into the off-hours interests of both the hot director and even hotter starlet is a tasty little treat, though not pornographic at all. Just fun! Plus you get a CD with more music by The Selectrons. I’m usually not a fan of packaged sets or other such marketing shticks, but you get more than the usual phone sex ads and static photo galleries here. Worth every dime of your hard earned dollars, ladies and gents!
[Written April 2007]