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The Mermaid Parade

Coney Island, 2006

The first Saturday of summer. That means The Mermaid Parade. And the skies were dark and soggy. I’ve never done the parade in the rain. The weather was crappy a few years back and I opted to stay home. That was a mistake. I heard that the folks who went had a blast, bonding in the downpour, and I vowed never to miss another rainy Mermaid Parade. So when the forecast was for showers I forged ahead. Ruth, Jamye and Leslie arrived at my place early to get our mermaid on; I’d sewed fins for all four of us and we pinned and primped. We’d decided to do a Seussical theme. Ruth and I were Mermaid 1 and Mermaid 2, a take off on Cat in the Hat’s Thing 1 and 2. Jamye and Leslie were 1 Fish and 2 Fish. Sorta. Around 11 my friend Nick arrived and he chauffered us out to Coney. Nice! We arrived right before noon to find many marchers already lining up. I love the fact that there’s practically one photographer for every mermaid!

The intermittent drizzles didn’t dampen anyone’s spirits, though it might’ve made a few feathers droopy. Kostume Kult was there in full force as Cirque de Sea-Lay, an aquatic take on Cirque de Soleil. They had mer-lions and mer-acrobats, with Costume Jim as the mer-ringmaster and mer-lion tamer. He was pulling their papier maché ass-biting mer-lion. Hilarious! We watched as a large group of Egyptian zombies, “Fishtails from the Crypt,” rehearsed their dance routine to Michael Jackson’s Thriller. Wow! Choreography! Now that’s organized! They wound up winning Best Marching Group. Kudos! There were a number of impressively crafted pulling floats with pirate, Treasure Island and a couple of Egyptian themes. Ya gotta admire the dedication, especially given the fact that they were probably all cobbled together in small apartments!

The gathering crowd of photographers and participants went wild when Bambi  and Whitney arrived. It was like a movie star with the paparrazi! In a swirl of glitter, boobs and, in Whitney’s case, stage blood—she always shows up with the scariest and most fabulous frightfest makeup!—they made their way through to their parade position. Bambi, Coney Island’s very own Mermaid, was this year’s Parade Queen. The King was Lucky Diamond Rich, the World’s Most Heavily Tattooed Man. Babmi’s always the queen in my book! The parade stepped off just after 2pm, with spectators lining the boardwalk, cheering us on. I was impressed by how many people showed up in the less-than-delightful weather, with nary a sad sunbather in sight!. They were all so appreciative.

Since the rain meant The Cyclone wasn’t running, after marching we all went straight to Ruby’s. Rumor was the place would be bulldozed by this time to make way for gentrification. Thank goodness that didn’t happen! The crowd outside wasn’t quite as big as usual, but that meant the line for the bathroom was way shorter! When it really started to come down we all went inside where it was hot and sweaty. Of course, never one to just stand around, I became the troublemaker. I’d invite cuties to dance on one of the tables until the biggest bartender would come and get them down. I’d run interference to give the gyrators more time in the spotlight. And then I’d do it again! The florescent-lit bar smelled like grease and sweaty mermaids and the packed place held a couple hundred of us, all drunk and singing along to the ridiculous jukebox. It was heaven!

From there we motivated over to The Mermaid Ball, for AC, cleaner bathrooms and live music. I can’t recall much, but I do remember chatting with Taylor Mac, one of the most amazing drag queens ever! (Look for an interview with him here sometime soon!) There were DJs, some bands and the usual burlesque suspects. I was busy getting (more) bombed…

And when we tired of that scene we were chauffered back into Manhattan for more fun at the Delancey, followed by Love’s Whoville, where Ruth and I thought we had a lock on winning the Seuss Realness contest. Sigh. Some woman in a polka dot dress won instead. Who (ville) knew it was a voguing thing? Cause it didn’t get a whole lot more Seuss Realness than Mermaid 1 and 2! Ah well, it was a blast making it almost a full 24 hours in costume! I’m already excited about next year!

[Written July 2006]