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Bombshell Betty

Bay Area Burlesque

San Francisco's BombshellBetty is a retrosexual, glorifying the pinup model and reveling in the bump and grind of grand ol' burlesque. As a performer she has graced many a stage, artfully revealing her assorted attributes for all she's worth. But this bodacious beauty has taken her tassel twirling to a whole new level as a teacher of tease. She has coined the term "Burlesquercise," blending the lessons of body celebration and entertaining exercise. Betty also enlightens lensmen and models in the glamorous ways of bygone days. She took some time out of her daily grind -- ha-ha! -- to have a few words with Eros Zine.

Eros Zine: How did you become a burlesque dancer?

BombshellBetty: I was running a touring gogo dance troupe based in Vancouver, Canada, and it just seemed to be a natural progression. We started incorporating skits with our choreographed numbers, and it was just a small jump to the feather fans and pasties!

EZ: Wanna give us a bit about your background? Were you a cheerleader? Anything of interest in your past?

BB: No one who knew me as a child or teenager would ever have guessed that I'd get into show biz! I started taking dance lessons when I was about 6 years old, but I was so shy. I told my mom that it was boring and I didn't want to do it any more just to get out of performing at the recital. Later, I studied other forms of dance on my own, but it took a lot to get me up on that stage in front of an audience. It's pretty funny when you look at my life now!

EZ: What kind of shows have you performed at?

BB: I've toured across the US, Canada and Europe many times, performing in every sort of venue from small dive bars in Germany and the US and Canadian prairies to large festivals like the Psychomeeting in Spain. A few highlights have been headlining at the House of Blues at Mandalay Bay Casino in Vegas, opening for Big Bad Voodoo Daddy at the Commodore Ballroom in Vancouver, BC, and touring with the Russ Meyer Night across Europe with all of the fabulous ladies from Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

EZ: What appeals to you about the retro vibe of burlesque and pin-up modeling?

BB: For as long as I can remember, my favorite movies were the ones with Hollywood's most notorious glamourpusses -- Mae West, Marilyn Monroe, Bette Davis -- and I emulated them. The modern burlesque movement combines the glamour of the vintage aesthetic with the freedom of today's fashion, and it's quite a combination.

EZ: What do you think about burlesque becoming so popular?

BB: My favorite games when I was a child were playing dressup in my mom's clothes and heels and designing outfits for my paper dolls, and I think that's a big reason why I'm in burlesque. I'm still that little girl. I think burlesque appeals to the little girl and the vamp in every woman, and it's easy for women in the audience to imagine themselves up there, thinking, "That's fabulous. I could do that!" And it's true. Burlesque is the ultimate DIY performance art.

Another thing that I think is very appealing about burlesque is that it doesn't conform to the same stereotypes of female beauty that you see in so much of the popular culture. Burlesque celebrates womens' beauty in all shapes and sizes and colors and ages. Burlesque represents real women, and there really is room for every style out there.

And don't forget that it's a damn good show!

EZ: Tell us about your Burlesquercise classes.

BB: The classes combine classic burlesque bump and grind moves with Pilates and bellydance-inspired exercises for the warmup. We practice walking in heels and perfecting that "jello on springs" walk like Marilyn Monroe, then we progress to retro dance moves which are often inspired by movies from the '20s through '60s. We also use games and fun exercises to develop our burlesque characters and skits to bring out our hidden va-va-voom! personality traits.

EZ: Do people find the classes empowering? Inspiring?

BB: Yes, the classes are very empowering. It is a very body-positive environment and art, and everyone is encouraged to really let their own personality shine. A large focus in the classes is on each student digging in and finding their own burlesque "character," which is basically my way of having each student figure out who she really wants to be... and then become her. Everyone also has a chance to participate in the development of their classmate's solo numbers, which is very helpful to the students who are getting ready to perform and inspiring for the students who are still nervous and dreaming.

One of the hidden benefits of taking the class is the social network. I founded the Burlesquercise classes in the spring of 2004, and since then it has taken on a life of its own! Burlesquercise is now a lively and supportive sub-culture within the burlesque subculture. I created a group at Yahoo! for the students to all interact, and it's wonderful. Everyone is friendly and it's not at all cliquey. We have regular dinners together, go to shows together and work together to organize shows. We've even been talking about having matching jackets made!

EZ: What's it like watching peoples' "inner stripper" emerge?

BB: It's not so much a stripping class -- I teach that separately -- so it's more like watching their inner sexpot, femme fatale or even sexy clown emerge. It all depends on the woman and what she has hiding in there. It has been immensely rewarding watching people gain more confidence in themselves and feel more comfortable in their bodies and their personalities by taking the classes. It is a very supportive environment, and I love watching people show up painfully shy, and then after a few classes they're strutting their stuff and shaking it like nobody's business! It's really amazing.

EZ: What do you think makes someone sexy? Confidence, etc.?

BB: I think someone is sexy when they feel sexy. It's that simple.

EZ: What other workshops do you teach?

BB: I teach striptease workshops, costume design, pastie making and pinup modeling. I'm sure I'll start teaching other workshops as well, as they come up.

EZ: You teach costume design and pastie making...Do you make your own costumes and pasties?

BB: I'm compulsive. I make my own everything. Clothing, costumes, home decor and furniture, pasties, hats, fans and props... and I'm about to start making shoes, too. But don't ask me to cook, that's one thing I don't do.

EZ: In your Pinup Modeling workshop, do you photograph your students or invite a photographer in?

BB: I bring in a whole team of industry professionals who are highly skilled at creating retro and vintage styling for each pinup workshop... which includes a pinup modeling class, a retro hairstyling class, an instructional makeup session and the pinup shoot, where I direct the posing while the photographer takes the photos. It's really quite a production.

EZ: Do you wind up being hired for bachelorette parties? If so, what's that like?

BB: I haven't performed at any bachelorette parties, but I do get hired for a lot of private events -- birthdays, company holiday parties and the like. I love them! You get to really interact with the audience, which is a lot of fun since they usually aren't your normal burlesque crowd and they often don't know what hit them!

EZ: Isn't everyone in San Francisco a burlesque dancer by now?

BB: Not everyone, but I'm working on it. Haha! Honestly, I would like to see more men performing in the burlesque shows. I hear requests for it all the time.

EZ: What are your plans for future burlesque domination?

BB: Oh, I have big plans! I'm working on making a Burlesquercise! workout video, so that people outside of the SF Bay Area will be able to get in on the fun. I'm also putting together an online boutique to sell my burlesque and vintage inspired clothing, costuming, and accessory designs as well as handmade crafts designed by the Burlesquercisers and other crafty burlesque dancers. I'd love to use the boutique to help out any crafty "living legends," too.

This month I will be launching the new incarnation of my newsletter as an ezine that will cover the local burlesque scene and developments in Burlesquercise, plus articles of interest to those who love burlesque and want to be DIY divas, whether or not they are interested in actually performing. I'm also getting more involved in film, both in front of and behind the camera, and event production. There's just so much to do!

Readers can check out the Bombshell at her web site, bombshellbetty.net, where you can keep an eye out for her upcoming workshops and classes.

[Written Jan. 2006]