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Sexual Confessions

1973 and 2003

Both these movies are soft core porn which means lots of writhing bodies but absolutely no insertion shots. Since one is all female, that means you won’t see much dick—if that’s important to you. They were produced three decades apart but both offer tantalizing titillation, if of two vastly different varieties. They’re also both somewhat amateurish, shot on location in real homes or apartments and have a similar premise: a psychiatrist shrinking a sexual pervert….of sorts. Best of all you get both on one DVD courtesy of SeductionCinema.com for the low, low price of $19.99! Wow, what a bargain!

Here are my thoughts on each film:

The Three Phases of Eve
1973
Starring: Sandi Carey, Rick Lutz, Rick Cassidy and Cindy Hopkins. Rene Bond is listed as part of the cast on IMDB and there are others not credited.
Will Appeal To: Retrosexuals and Horny Hipsters

This is a retro release from the golden era of porn. These people are acting. The soft core means there’s no insertion shots, just plenty of artful camera angles to simulate sex acts, for instance a blowjob that’s obscured by an arm. The original title is a reference to the Joanne Woodward film The Three Faces of Eve. Here Eve is a sex fiend, of course, with multiple personalities who enjoy multiple partners. In scene one she’s shtupping her husband, which is a bit of a yawn given we don’t see much; the sex on HBO is more explicit. Scene two is more fun as Eve seduces a stranger and invites her husband to join in. This stranger goes down on her while she and her husband suck face. Nice!

In the orgy scene, there’s much giggling, a giant Jack in the Box head (?!) and plenty of pubic hair. Yipes! When the shrink arrives, ostensibly to save our Eve, he’s wearing the most ridiculous jumpsuit EVA! And that choker! He and Eve get it on, of course, 69ing and so forth, while in the other room the much macho mustachioed man enjoys a threeway with the other two gigglers.

Anyone who enjoys vintage porn will get a kick out of this even if you don’t get any gynecological close ups or Vesuvius-like money shots. It’s no Deep Throat, but worth a viewing or two.

Sexual Confessions
2003
Starring Darian Caine, Ruby LaRocca, Katie Jordan and Kelli Summers.
Directed by Ted W. Crestview

Seduction Cinema produced this one but it’s not a remake. The ladies share their sexual fantasies with Dr. Katie and we get to see them enacted. Ruby is paired with Darian, Darian is paired with Kelli and then Kelli confides the wildest of the fantasies: all four babes at once!

This is a labia-lapping lesbofest but you never get to actually see tongue touch twat. There’s a whole lotta preening for the camera and fluffing of hair, making out and nipple nursing. I recognized Darian Caine as a former Extreme Fetish cover girl! This is the tamest of tame—penisless AND soft core! I can’t imagine many seasoned smut consumers successfully stroking over this, but for those who prefer their porn soft pedaled, this should do the trick!

[Written June 2006]