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Ghetto Fabulous
"Booty"ful!
Starring: Wesley Pipes, Eva Angelina, Ashley Brooks, Lyla Lei, ConTre' Pipes, TeeReel, Mika Tan and Mr. Marcus.
Directed by Lil' Lo
Will Appeal To: Rap fans and gangsta wannabes.
From: Ninn Worx
2006
I'll start by admitting that I'm not a big fan of rap music, which put
this flick at a decided disadvantage. But how often do you listen to
the music in a porn video? It's usually unbearable. Of course, the
whole point of Ghetto Fabulous pretty much IS the music, and they don't
scrimp on the rap. There are four music videos and only three sex
scenes, which makes me wonder where their priorities lie. Lay? Laid?
Okay, well, let's talk about the sex instead.
Each of the three extended sex scenes opens with a rap video lead-in
and the scene's female(s) masturbating, so if you're bored by the beats
and wanna get to the bumpin', it's a simple fast-forward situation. The
lovely Eva is our first ho and hoooo boy, is she hot! She's got a
globulous pair of delicious boobies, a fleshy belly that's very unlike
most porn starlets and big brown doe eyes. She sucks Mr. Marcus's cock
like a good little bitch, choking on him dramatically and making all
kind of cooing and gagging noises. But the better action is when he's
chowing down on her. That's some serious pussy lickin' enthusiasm
there! He rocks! When he starts plowing that pussy with his big black
cock, she turns into a total screamer. They fuck for a good long time,
growling and yelping all the while. He eventually spews his load on her
rhinestone Ghetto Fabulous belt buckles and Eva obligingly laps up the
come. Yum!
Mika Tan can really shake her booty and she gets it good and warmed up
before she opens it up for an endless reaming by an enormous black
dick. Ouch! She talks dirty all the while she's getting drilled and her
man mumbles much "motherfuckin' motherfucker" as he pumps away. And she
and her champion asshole take that huge cock for a loonnnggg time, I
tell ya. We get plenty of extreme asshole close-ups, with cock popping
in and out and muscles slowly contracting. Ouch again! When he spills
his load in her mouth she coyly drools it all out and licks it off her
fingers. Mmm!
Scene three stars Lyla Lei and Ashley Brooks, who double-suck their
well-endowed co-star. There's much fucking, as well, but the highlight
here is when the two horny hotties swap spit -- and come -- after he
shoots off in their mouths. Whew!
The vid closes out with a final rap song and all the ladies gyrating
around. It strikes me as a bit of a vanity project for Wesley Pipes,
aka Ghetto Child, and he does get top billing-something you don't see
often in porn. I mean, since when do the babes fall below the cocksmen?
But the melding of rap video and porn is pretty genius if you're into
the whole pimpin' hos and butt-bumpin' bitches. Even the Behind the
Scenes footage is rap video-esque. Word.
[Written Dec. 2006]
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