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Blue Erotica
Pretty Porn
Starring Justine Jolie, Morgan March, Leah Love, Charlie Lane, Genesis,
Liza Harler, Jolean, Frankie Dashwood, Nick Jacobs, Randy Spears, Van
Damage and Christian.
Directed by Skye Blue
Will Appeal To: Women, couples, "erotica" lovers and fans of REAL TITS!
From:
Platinum Blue Productions
2006
I can always tell when a woman has directed a porn DVD. There's more
attention paid to detail: the lingerie is sexier, the makeup jobs are
better, and women's pleasure isn't totally overlooked. Such is the case
in Skye Blue's Blue Erotica.
With the theme of erotica, the scenes take on a sort of Penthouse
Letters quality. Justine Jolie is our sexy night shift narrator on
Erotic Radio or somesuch. She delectably describes five sexual
fantasies, and we watch them play out. The scenes are intercut with the
woman doing the fantasizing -- and the masturbating -- which makes for
a more layered sexperience -- and 10 sex scenes, if you're counting.
The schtupping starts with a hot blonde in velvety pink and her
musclebound dude. They engage in the usual suck and fuck, taking it to
another level with some anal and a few excellent gaping anus shots. The
intercut masturbation is another blonde babe doing herself with a pink
jelly dildo AND a cool ridged crystal one. Nice!
Scene two features another muscular man - oddly the second in shades -
paired with yet another smokin' blonde in black and pink lingerie:
thigh high fishnets and a baby doll with lotsa little black bows and a
pair of pink lacy panties. Yummy! She's also got a heart-shaped pubic
patch which I found pretty damn adorable, and tiny REAL tits. Hooray
for real tits! Their sex is nothing out of the ordinary but watching
them do it ain't dull. And when he spews his load on her face and
tongue, it dribbles off her chin and down her chest and belly. Huzzah!
We get some girl-girl action -- and four more champagne-cup sized
genuine mammaries! -- in scene three. There's plenty of labe lappin'
and finger fuckin' before they utilize an opalescent glass cock and a
silver double dong. There's also an especially nice shot of juice/lube
dripping out of the redhead's cunt. Mmmm...
Scene four features our narrator, the lovely Jolie, masturbating to her
fantasy of Spears shtupping a brunette. There's lotsa kissing and some
great "copy" in this one. And WHOA! Pubic hair! It's groomed but bushy
and definitely more bush than I've seen since the 70s. Is this a sign
of things to come? Perhaps my '70s porn pubes will be back in style
soon. Oops, sorry about that aside. Back to the fucking: She's also got
real boobs. Yay again for real boobies! He comes globs on her upturned
face and Jolie purrs, "I wish it was my face he shot his load all
over." C'mon over here, Justine. I've got yer load right here! Ahem.
Wrapping up the requisite five scenes is a beautiful blonde with
flowing locks and her hot young guy. He eats her, fingers her and, yes,
another pair of perfectly natural breasts! Will wonders ever cease?
This one's in black and white, which I found a bit distracting given
her dark tan. She also has a Marcia Brady look going on that had me
fantasizing a bit myself about 70s sitcom star porn. Sigh. The two both
have piercings: her clit hood and his, um, the base of his uber-curved
cock. Hmm. She flops that long hair of hers around a lot as they screw
and they look like they're really digging it. There's even quite a bit
of kissing. Ah, romance.
This is the perfect porn vid for couples, as it's all very pretty and
polite. Everything looks just lovely and frankly it'd be worth the
price of admission just to see the interesting pubic coiffes. Not to
mention all those fabulously un-fake boobs! For fans of gonzo and
gangbangs, don't bother, obviously, but everyone else who enjoys seeing
tasteful fucking will definitely get their money's worth. Two upturned
champagne glass-sized real boobies up!
[Written Oct. 2006]
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