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Synergy
The Better Sex Pleasure System
Dontcha
just love those photos of women massaging their necks? Erogenous zone
my ass! You’re never gonna climax with that thing on your neck, hon!
And the amusing photos of the official sexpert on the box, in this case
Linda Banner, Ph.D., psychologist, sex researcher, author and narrator
of the Better Sex Video Series. It makes it all seem so clinical. And
proper! Not like something designed to jam up your ass or press against
your privates or otherwise wank with, eh?
Well, this may indeed be a highbrow product. The Better Sex Synergy
Pleasure System is from the scientists at Sinclair Intimacy Institute.
It is ingeniously designed and elegantly packaged. The impressive gizmo
comes with five separate attachments for a total of seven different
tips. The literature encourages you to try them on nipples, perineum,
inner thigh and other erogenous zones. “Use your imagination!” Let’s go
through them one by one.
The Dual Navigator has a shallow cup on one side and rounded head.
(They say pointed, but it ain’t exactly pointy. You wouldn’t really
want pointy, would you? Cupping the cuppy thin on my nipples didn’t
thrill me quite as much as my spit-slicked fingers do, but then I’m a
slut like that.
The Beaded Ball has “texture nodules for pin point erogenous zone
stimulation.” Whatever, I liked the way it felt; those little nodules
are cool! And sliding them around made for an interestingly nubbley
experience.
The Cup & Ridges piece has a deeper cuppy thing that’s, yup, ridgey
on the other side. It looks kinda like a melon baler and gave me about
as much pleasure. They recommend it for the penis, but since I don’t
have one, I can’t really attest. I suppose the ridges could conceivably
“offer pleasurable sensations over the entire body,” as they say, but
if someone’s rubbing a sex toy all over your body—or rubbing anything
all over you, for that matter—I sure hope you’d be experiencing
pleasurable sensations!
I gave the G-Spot attachment a good college try, but all the angling
and spelunking did not result in my squirting or even climaxing. Guess
I’m just a clit chick.
That said, it was the Rabbit Flutter that sent me over the edge. Of
course, by that point anything vibrating would’ve done the trick. The
two little “ears” don’t open wide enough to really get a good purchase
on the goods, er, clitoral hood, and the material isn’t as flexible as
the soft rubbery stuff the Rabbit Habit is made of. But again, once
something’s vibrating against my clit, it doesn’t take me long. Sigh.
Probably the biggest selling point of this particular sex toy is the
way the attachments actually attach. They snap onto the vibrating
mechanism with a satisfying little click and whatever it is that makes
the electrical connection is a mystery. The best thing about all these
little knobs and nubbins is that they are completely submergible, so
you can get them really clean! There are six speeds, from a gentle hum
to a more jaw-rattling whir, that set the attachments abuzz. The
biggest drawback was this baby needed a full eight hours to charge,
which was a bummer when I was all ready to plug in and go. Once you’re
all juiced up, you’re good to go, though! I give the Better Sex Synergy
Pleasure System two Beaded Balls up!
[Written Nov. 2005]
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