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Good Vibrations
Goodie Bags to Go!
Erotic gift
packages make great bachelorette party favors or a sweet “I’m thinking
of you—and your orgasm!” sentiment. Good Vibrations excels in the gift
of sex and their Pleasure Me Purse is an adorable addition to their
catalogue. Tucked inside, you’ll find one ounce of flavored Body Candy
lickable oil, a packet of water-based lubricant, a heart-shaped bar of
scented massage emollient and a waterproof Magic Touch Bullet Mini Vibe
that will guarantee your gift’s climactic success.
Also perfect for parties is their Cater to Me Kit. This cute little
to-go container is packed with the same sample package of Good
Vibrations Cream Lubricant and the aforementioned waterproof Magic
Touch Bullet Mini Vibe. A scented ball of Happy Hour Fizzy to make your
bath a bubbly experience is inside, too, as well as a tin of flavored
Body Butter for an edible massage enhancement.
So what about the actual experience of the gift bag contents? Well, I
unwrapped all the goodies with the enthusiasm of a kid at Christmas. I
was especially curious about the waterproof Magic Touch Bullet Mini
Vibe. Waterproof? I didn’t have a chance to get it anywhere near water.
I just got it near me! As you’re probably all too aware from my many
previous vibrator reviews, battery operated orgasms aren’t my favorite
thing. But boy, this baby is different! Maybe it’s because it’s so
close in size and circumference to my very own finger. Yet with the
added attraction of an amazing buzzzzzz! Just thinking about it got me
excited enough, but actually pressing it against my privates resulted
in an almost immediate orgasm that lasted and lasted. Who needs massage
oil or lube? You could use this Bullet without even taking your clothes
off!
Okay, okay, I’ll tell you about all the other goodies too! The Body
Candy lickable oil has a pleasantly subtle chocolate mint scent—and
flavor—and would be perfect for augmenting a caressing massage with
both hands and tongue. The Mini Heart Massage Bar is similarly scented
and creamy. I can envision making a lover lie still until the bar
melted sufficiently, then spreading the softened emollients into their
skin. Mmm…
Sorry, I was distracted by that little Bullet again! The tasty massage
balm Body Butter was also subtly scented and flavored, with added
bonuses on the tin touting that it’s “lickable, massageable, tingly and
delicious, vegan and petroleum free.” That’s more virtue and vice in
one little package that I ever dreamed possible! It wasn’t quite as
soft as the Mini Heart Massage Bar, but would probably last a lot
longer. As for The Happy Hour Fizzy Ball, well, I no longer have a
bathtub (one more reason my Bullet never got into the bath with me!),
but I did fill up my sink to give myself a fizzy footbath. And it was
delightful! These people really know what they’re doing, I tell ya.
The Waterproof Magic Touch Bullet Mini is $12 by itself and well worth
the investment for your personal use. But if you’re looking to give the
gift of orgasm, The Pleasure Me Purse is $14.95 and the Cater to Me Kit
is $24.95, all at www.goodvibes.com.
[Written Aug. 2005]
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