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Scenario

Fresh, Hot Porn

Starring Dani Woodward, Monica Sweetheart, Haley Paige, Lucy Lee, Faith and three uncredited cocksman.
No director listed.
Will Appeal To: Those bored with the usual porn and fans of real boobs.
Crush Video
2005

There are hundreds of companies making thousands of fuck flicks every year and, with the exception of the big budget productions out of the most profitable studios, they’re virtually indistinguishable from one another. Suck, lick, screw in five positions; huge, fake tits and embarrassing tattoos; come shots spraying across false eyelashes and too much blush. Yawn. So I’m always looking for something new from someone new. A friend introduced me to a local guy who’s working with the Crush Video crew, a relatively new company known so far for their Vacuum Hoes series. And he slipped me a copy of Scenario.

It’s five vignettes with absolutely zero plot or dialogue, but somehow manages to not be obnoxious gonzo bullshit. It has a warm, amateur-ish feel that doesn’t detract from the fucking or the hot babes. And it was damn nice to see some strange faces attached to the pricks in the flick.

The opening scene stars Haley, sucking and fucking a skinny, chicken-legged guy. It looks like, well, what it would look like if Joe Shmoe shot himself screwing his girlfriend. Which ain’t all bad! At one point, in one particular position and from one specific angle, the fucking looks especially good—like fine art in motion. After a good half-dozen contortions, he manages a pretty impressive spray all over Haley’s belly—for a skinny guy!

Lucy Lee is a tarty little Asian twat with just the right amount of not-so-real tits. Take heart, though; they’re the only fake ones in the bunch, and they’re just right. A swarthy gentleman in a white robe joins her onscreen and she does an admirable job of choking on his dick. They fuck standing up, followed by all sorts of other positions, including the cliché crouch copulation that is no doubt responsible for all the tight thighs in porndom.

Scenario #3 is shot outdoors and begins with some lovely footage of flowers and lawn. Enter the delicious Faith, a hot number with milky white skin, auburn hair, huge hazel-green eyes and full, fleshy lips. She is yummy! She gamely chokes on Guy #2’s dick, eliciting an enormous glob of spit that hangs from her mouth. Um, if you enjoy that sort of thing. He gives her pussy a few licks before he plunges in. When they move indoors for some more, she sits on his face. Ooh, she has tight, tiny little nipples! And he appears to be really enjoying her. He fucks her flat on the floor, then comes in her mouth. Nice!

Dani doesn’t waste much time with the posing and preening, as they other starlets do, getting fucked right off the bat by a Guy #3. He yanks her into the wheelbarrow position at one point and eventually comes on her tongue. Monica mugs for the camera a bit too much in her scene, while Swarthy Guy gets busy eating her out. Hey, honey, pay attention to that dude between your legs! Yes, you’re a big star, but you’re getting your pussy licked!

This is an impressive entry from a new company that obviously has made an effort to do something a little different. The music is surprisingly good and definitely not the same ol’ porno thunka-thunka-thunka. There are unusual camera angles, some arty and experimental effects and dozens of adventurous sexual positions. I can’t recall seeing quite this many all in one flick before. Ya gotta love all the authentic titties and the fresh new faces that accompany them. There’s even some charming behind the scenes footage at the end that feels more like roommates shooting each other’s down time than the usual backstage porn antics. There’s a definite flavor of sincerity that’s certainly lacking in most crap that comes out of LA. I’ll be looking forward to future releases from Crush.

[Written Aug. 2005]