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Scenario
Fresh, Hot Porn
Starring Dani Woodward, Monica Sweetheart, Haley Paige, Lucy Lee, Faith and three uncredited cocksman.
No director listed.
Will Appeal To: Those bored with the usual porn and fans of real boobs.
Crush Video
2005
There are hundreds of companies making thousands of fuck flicks every
year and, with the exception of the big budget productions out of the
most profitable studios, they’re virtually indistinguishable from one
another. Suck, lick, screw in five positions; huge, fake tits and
embarrassing tattoos; come shots spraying across false eyelashes and
too much blush. Yawn. So I’m always looking for something new from
someone new. A friend introduced me to a local guy who’s working with
the Crush Video crew, a relatively new company known so far for their
Vacuum Hoes series. And he slipped me a copy of Scenario.
It’s five vignettes with absolutely zero plot or dialogue, but somehow
manages to not be obnoxious gonzo bullshit. It has a warm, amateur-ish
feel that doesn’t detract from the fucking or the hot babes. And it was
damn nice to see some strange faces attached to the pricks in the flick.
The opening scene stars Haley, sucking and fucking a skinny,
chicken-legged guy. It looks like, well, what it would look like if Joe
Shmoe shot himself screwing his girlfriend. Which ain’t all bad! At one
point, in one particular position and from one specific angle, the
fucking looks especially good—like fine art in motion. After a good
half-dozen contortions, he manages a pretty impressive spray all over
Haley’s belly—for a skinny guy!
Lucy Lee is a tarty little Asian twat with just the right amount of
not-so-real tits. Take heart, though; they’re the only fake ones in the
bunch, and they’re just right. A swarthy gentleman in a white robe
joins her onscreen and she does an admirable job of choking on his
dick. They fuck standing up, followed by all sorts of other positions,
including the cliché crouch copulation that is no doubt
responsible for all the tight thighs in porndom.
Scenario #3 is shot outdoors and begins with some lovely footage of
flowers and lawn. Enter the delicious Faith, a hot number with milky
white skin, auburn hair, huge hazel-green eyes and full, fleshy lips.
She is yummy! She gamely chokes on Guy #2’s dick, eliciting an enormous
glob of spit that hangs from her mouth. Um, if you enjoy that sort of
thing. He gives her pussy a few licks before he plunges in. When they
move indoors for some more, she sits on his face. Ooh, she has tight,
tiny little nipples! And he appears to be really enjoying her. He fucks
her flat on the floor, then comes in her mouth. Nice!
Dani doesn’t waste much time with the posing and preening, as they
other starlets do, getting fucked right off the bat by a Guy #3. He
yanks her into the wheelbarrow position at one point and eventually
comes on her tongue. Monica mugs for the camera a bit too much in her
scene, while Swarthy Guy gets busy eating her out. Hey, honey, pay
attention to that dude between your legs! Yes, you’re a big star, but
you’re getting your pussy licked!
This is an impressive entry from a new company that obviously has made
an effort to do something a little different. The music is surprisingly
good and definitely not the same ol’ porno thunka-thunka-thunka. There
are unusual camera angles, some arty and experimental effects and
dozens of adventurous sexual positions. I can’t recall seeing quite
this many all in one flick before. Ya gotta love all the authentic
titties and the fresh new faces that accompany them. There’s even some
charming behind the scenes footage at the end that feels more like
roommates shooting each other’s down time than the usual backstage porn
antics. There’s a definite flavor of sincerity that’s certainly lacking
in most crap that comes out of LA. I’ll be looking forward to future
releases from Crush.
[Written Aug. 2005]
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