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A Broad View #6

Winter in Manhattan

Spring is in the air and in America, that means Spring Break. While that may conjure images of Frankie Avalon on a surfboard for many, what it's come to mean in these modern times is mobs of teenagers on a beach, bombed out of their minds. I was lucky enough to be down in Cancun, Mexico, at the same time thosands of college kids descended upon the resort city, where I got to see the festivities up close and personal. The highlights of these week-long beer blasts, aside from the beer that's liberally served to students who aren't of legal age in the ol' U.S of A., appear to be the wet T-shirt contests. I witnessed one and may I say it was more of a "What T-shirt?" contest. Naked co-eds shimmied suggestively before a screaming throng of Abercrombie & Fitch-clad admirers, eschewing their soggy shirts within seconds in favor of going au natural. They all looked equally good to me, and the crowds' hoots and applause were equally loud for all the competitors, but one woman did win. I believe her prize was a bottle of tequila. All the better to get further lubricated for the other hightlight of the spring ritual: hookin' up. If winning the West T-Shirt Contest doesn't get ya laid, perhaps the No Limits Toga Party will!

News is finally out about the fallout at the annual Consumer Electronics Show. Adult Video News, the porn industry's foremost trade publication, decided to throw their own show this year, in conjunction with their electronic media convention, and this resulted in a mass exodus of conventioneers from the adult section of CES. And it also meant that thousands of battery salesmen, cell phone shillers and other people actually involved in real consumer electronics were denied their pilgrimage to the Sands for Polaroids with pneumatically enhanced porn stars and autographs from strippers. Rather than queing up for hours to be admitted into the adult area of CES, anyone interested in seeing the sexy stuff was forced to fork over a separate entry fee and trek to a separate venue. It was all very AVN and very, very unAmerican! It was also the first year I stayed home, too confused about where to go and which badge to buy. I'll let you all know how it goes next year.

The battle of the Manhattan S&M restaurants has ended, with only one establishment left standing. La Nouvelle Justine was the city's first dining room-cum-dungeon, debuting four years ago on West 23rd St. After a kinky coup by a former busboy, La Nouvelle Justine was taken over and transformed into La Maison deSade. In order to preserve the archetype, and give that former busboy some stiff competition, the original owner opened a nouvelle La Nouvelle Justine in the East Village, adjacent to her other eatery, the Asian drag dining establishment Lucky Cheng's. The dueling restauranteurs went on national television to dispute ownership of the mold for the famous chocolate shoe dessert in People's Court, giving dominatrixes and drag queens some valuable prime time exposure, but doing little to settle the spat. And for a while there were two, so shaved-chested boys who like to work in leather thongs had a choice of where they could wait tables. But when a would-be domina stuffed her panties into an off-duty cop's mouth, it was curtains for the uptown SM spot. Now if you want to see a few spankings while you're eating your steak, the only place you can do it as at the downtown La Nouvelle Justine.

With a semi-adventurous menu of steak frites, chicken, fish and, of course, the mousse-filled chocolate shoe, the food is actually quite good. But that's not why the bacherlorette and birthday parties flock. No, it's to see their friends be spanked, flogged, whipped, verbally abused, fed from a dog bowl or otherwise publicly humiliated. It's dinner and a show! With audience participation! And one helluva lot cheaper than an hour with a real domme, which can run you up to $250 these days.

The nightspot serves up more than mere restaurant fare these days, with numerous goth/industrial/fetish themed evenings that draw all the deviant downtown nightcrawlers and a Saturday rock party that starts at midnight. I've even thrown a party there myself, releasing the appropriately titled Bondage Issue of Extreme Fetish there last year. In fact, I'm on my way over there right now! See you next time!

[Written Jan. 2000, I think!]