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A Broad View #4

Summer in the City

Well, summer flew by in a flash and it wasn't as hot--or kinky--as summers usually are here on the East Coast. In July, I ventured up to Boston for the Fetish Flea Market . And while it may sound like an event exclusively for the whippers and snappers, given there isn't much sexy excitement to be had in "Beantown," kinksters of every stripe turned out. Just over 4,000 people streamed into the raw warehouse space. Seems the convention center folks didn't think fetishists were worthy of wall-to-wall carpet. Tensions were high due to the recent arrest of a few "play party" attendees in Attleboro, a sleepy suburb just outside Boston. One participant was charged with assault with a weapon--a wooden spoon, to be exact--so to raise money for their defense, miniature wooden spoons were being sold. I proudly wore mine, with its little black and blue ribbons, signifying solidarity with the SM community.

But back to the Flea. Cecilia Tan, publisher of Circlet Press books, founded the Flea in 1993 as a fundraiser for the local chapter of the National Leather Association. The biannual event has since grown considerably from the initial 250 people and this was the fifteenth Flea. Vendors from the local Boston Metro Area participated, with others from as far as California, Chicago and the UK. Attendees included the usual leather-clad fetishists, but the event also appeals to everyone else. Curious vanilla types shyly eyed the shiny garments and sex toys; goth kids skulked around in their black lace and eyeliner; nudists, chubby chasers, crossdressers and other assorted hedonists hobnobbed. Even the punk rockers showed up, since it was the sort of place where every "freak" could feel comfortable. All sexual inclinations were represented as well, with hard core gay leather daddies admiring the floggers alongside the lesbians and monogamous married types discussing the merits of one vibrator as opposed to another. I enjoyed myself thoroughly, sharing vendor space with Grand Opening!, an emporium for the sexually adventurous. But even the most experienced perverts seemed reluctant to peruse my pornographic publication, so sales were disappointingly slow.

Over the weekend, I went for a ride on the Kinky Boat Cruise, an evening of cocktails and hors d'oeuvres sponsored by the Boston Dungeon Society. We left from an elegant mall and toured the Boston Harbor before motoring up the river. It was a beautiful summer night and great fun meeting the locals. Plus it was another opportunity to show off my favorite corset!

As the dog days of August descended, I found myself in the quiet air conditioning of Legz Diamond's Burlesque Theater--at 10:00am! I was there for a press conference; XXX porn star and notorious gang bang queen Houston was kicking off "L2K" Houston's Labia Tour 2000." Which was just as alarming as it sounds! Evidently the plastic porno doll had always considered her labia "too big. They would come out of my bottoms when I was dancing," the starlet explained, adding that at topless only establishment, this posed a bit of a problem. So she checked herself into hospital to have them reduced. That's right--plastic surgery! In fact, in medical terms, Houston had a labiaplasty, where slices of the labia itself were surgically removed. Ponder that a moment, readers...

While on the operating table, Houston not only had her pussy beautified, she had another breast operation, increasing the CCs of her implants. So there she stood on the small stage, hoisting her heavier honkers and displaying her newly lightened labia. But wait, I forgot to tell you the wildest part of the story: Houston has had her shorn-off pieces encased in Lucite and she's auctioning them off!

Yes, you can click onto www.eroticbid.com, sort of an adult eBay, and bid on her pussy parts in plastic! The highest bidder will win dinner with the star in addition to the Lucite prize. Bidding has begun and will culminate at the giant Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, January 2001. Along with her snatch shavings, she's also offering her discarded implants--yuck!--and scores of other one-of-a-kind personal items from her extensive porn career. Discerning shoppers can find vintage magazines, autographs, photos and collectibles, DVDs and adult films on EroticBid, and other adult entertainers will have a special place to sell their wares. I suppose even the "adult" section of eBay isn't racy enough to sanction selling body parts!

Now, as autumn sets in, I'm anticipating my week in Jamaica and another trip out west. I'll be sure to fill you in on all of it!

[Written Aug. 1999, I think!]